The stupidity, it burns
I’ve complained before about my problem with some dipshits giving out my email address as their own. I have a “canned response” that I send when an actual person (vs. an account creation bot or mailing list) is on the sending end.
The reply is short and polite — please check the email address you have on file for the person you are trying to reach, and please remove my email address from your contacts yadda yadda.
The response I just got back from “lollydolly” takes the cake:
I HAVE NOT BEEN EMAILING YOU!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE OR SO HELP ME!!!!!! I HAVE NO FLIPPEN IDEA WHO YOU ARE!!! DONT YOU DARE EMAIL ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m tempted to reply, but then I’ll just get in a few rounds of “tease the idiot” which won’t solve anything because, well, she’s an idiot and it won’t sink in that she did email me first.
The “sign the idiot up for a bunch of porn sites” route seems like it’d be much more effective.
[...] complained a few times about idiots that keep using my Gmail address as their own because they’re stupid and [...]
Said by kellybelly.net : archives : More dealings with dumbasses on November 11, 2008 @ 12:18 pm · Link Quote.